10 Reasons to Date a Nurse

1. They can help you get over a hangover or cold.
2. Bedbaths
3. The uniform
4. They are exposed to so many x-rays, there is no need for birth control.
5. You will never need to buy condoms, acetaminophen, toothbrushes, or any hospital supplies.
6. They know how to handle bodily fluids.
7. Nothing shocks a nurse; they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger.
8. They won't be disgusted by your toilet habits.
9. They can tell when you are full of crap and they can remedy that.
10. They know their way around the human body.